How to Make Rice:
Every good asian should know how to make rice!!! Why? What beter food
to eat before going out and killing dishonorable ronin and thiefs then
Rice? What better food to eat after a cigarette and wonderful sex
with a sexy asian goddess??? What better food to eat in riceball
form, rice porridge form, or just with some soy sauce, fish and
assortments of pickled vegetables!?!?!?!?!?
RICE IS THE FUCKING BEST FOOD EVER
Step 1: Wash Rice. If you don't wash the rice, then you're not asian!
To wash, simply put some rice, uncooked, in a
pot and put some water in it, swishing it around. You should see the water
get kind of cloudy. Then, simply pour out the water without letting
the rice spill out! If you can do this, then you are truly asian!!
Step2: Take X amount of rice to 2X amount of water (1:2 Ratio) and put in a pot.
Step3: Put heat on high or medium high. It doesn't matter. All
you need to do is boil the water.
Step4: When the water starts boiling, put a lid over the pot
and put heat on LOW or MED LOW. Then let the rice sit and steam!!!
step5: Make sure it doesn't burn! Don't check it too often
because then the steam will escape, and what makes good rice
is steamed rice!!!
Sticky Rice: Add a little rice vinegar and sugar to your rice!
Rice porridge: Add about a 3:1 or 4:1 ratio of water to rice, rather
then the standard Asian Value of 2:!. This is really good!
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