Employment Opportunities:
In order to work at Chink, the nations #30000 asian resturant, you
need to fill out the following questionare: Simply answer with
the numbered response and then add your total up. Depending
on your total, email us the results!
Can you Use Chopsticks?
-2 I'm too white!
-1 Forks, Spoons and Knives are all I know.
0 I've seen asian people using them before
+1 I carry a set with me, for eating and stabbing out peoples eyes.
+2 I carry a set of metal chopsticks, for catching darts and wooing women.
"Asian women are, in my opinion..."
-2 fugly (fucking Ugly)
-1 Alright, but they are annoying and bitchy.
0 I'm Asexual because I am half human half worm.
+1 They are funny, cute and sensitive.
+2 Race doesn't matter! but I Can't help it!!!!! Asian women roxor!!! XD
"I would like to work at Chinks because..."
-2 To Steal Money from the Cash Registers
-1 To check out all the fine asian women
0 To get a discount on our rice.
+1 To be able to kung fu people and do bruce lee shit.
+2 To check out all the fine asian women while doing my job
"When a Customer gets out of hand, I would..."
-2 Call a Manager to handle the situation
-1 Give them some free food to make them shut the fuck up.
0 Tell them that they got their damn food and we're not giving them any money back.
+1 Tell them you're so asian that you fenna do a roundhouse kick to their face.
+2 Roundhouse kick them in their slimy fat face.
On your name tag, what would you want it to say?
-2 Your Real Name (hell no! Then the customer would know yo real name foo!!!!)
-1 General Lee
0 Johnny Depp
+1 Lucy Liu
+2 Bruce Lee
If you scored higher then a 7, then get yo ass over and work at the nearest chinks!!! We are looking
for bright, asian-esque people that can totally cook some rice, totally spit in the rice if it's
some motherfucking white devil walkin' in with a "I hate Asians" shirt on, or piss in the food
if it's some aristocrat asian with his business suit!! Also, fine ladies, bitches of all race, please
do come! We will give you a discount on our sticky rice balls and little pieces of fish
that we sell for a dollar!! It will only cost you 80 cents!!!
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